Okay, well not exclusively me... but they do want submissions from the best company's they can find to launch new products at their conference. And what can be newer than a company that just started a few days ago!
Thank goodness, TechCrunch specificly stated "no business-stage requirements". Innovation, I've got. A business model, I've got. Competitors? Sure, but that just shows that there is a market! Application due date is July 6th for the conference in September... Doah! Looks like The Unknown Founder (TUF) will be once again burning the midnight oil.